CALL_ME_AL_PAUL_SIMON CALL ME AL PAUL SIMON A MAN WALKS DOWN THE STREET HE SAYS WHY AM I SOFT IN THE MIDDLE NOW WHY AM I SOFT IN THE MIDDLE, THE REST OF MY LIFE IS SO HARD I NEED A PHOTO OPPORTUNITY I WANT A SHOT AT REDEMPTION DON'T WANT TO END UP A CARTOON IN A CARTOON GRAVE YARD BONEDIGGER BONEDIGGER DOGS IN THE MOONLIGHT, FAR AWAY MY WELL LIT DOOR MR. BEERBELLY BEERBELLY GET THESE MUTTS AWAY FROM ME YOU KNOW I DON'T FIND THIS STUFF AMUSING ANYMORE IF YOU'LL BE MY BODY GUARD, I CAN BE YOUR LONG LOST PAL I CAN CALL YOU BETTY, AND BETTY WHEN YOU CALL ME YOU CAN CALL ME AL A MAN WALKS DOWN THE STREET HE SAYS WHY AM I SHORT OF ATTENTION GOTTA SHORT LITTLE SPAN OF ATTENTION AND WHOA MY NIGHTS ARE SO LONG WHERE'S MY WIFE AND FAMILY WHAT IF I DIE HERE, WHO'LL BE MY ROLE MODEL NOW THAT MY ROLE MODEL IS GONE GONE HE DUCKED BACK DOWN THE ALLEY, WITH SOME ROLY POLY LITTLE BAT FACED GIRL, ALL ALONG ALONG THERE WERE INCIDENTS AND ACCIDENTS THERE WERE HINTS AND ALLEGATIONS IF YOU'LL BE MY BODY GUARD, I CAN BE YOUR LONG LOST PAL I CAN CALL YOU BETTY AND BETTY WHEN YOU CALL ME YOU CAN CALL ME AL CALL ME AL A MAN WALKS DOWN THE STREET ITS A STREET IN A STRANGE WORLD MAYBE ITS THE THIRD WORLD, MAYBE ITS HIS FIRST TIME AROUND HE DOESN'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE HE HOLDS NO CURRENCY HE IS A FOREIGN MAN HE IS SURROUNDED BY THE SOUND THE SOUND CATTLE IN THE MARKET PLACE, SCATTERLINGS AND ORPHANAGES HE LOOKS AROUND AROUND, HE SEES ANGELS IN THE ARCHITECTURE SPINNING TO INFINITY, HE SAYS AMEN HALLELUJAH IF YOU'LL BE MY BODY GUARD, I CAN BE YOUR LONG LOST PAL I CAN CALL YOU BETTY AND BETTY WHEN YOU CALL ME YOU CAN CALL ME AL CALL ME