FAKE_ALEXANDER_O_Neal FAKE ALEXANDER O'Neal Your name was Patty, but now it's Kay, Girl, you seem to change it every day. Your hair was long, but now it's short, You say: I got it cut, but I don't see no hair upon the floor. Whenever I go out with you I find out something new. You're a fake, baby, you can't conceal it, Know how I know, 'cause I can feel it. You're a fake, baby, no rhyme or reason, 'Cause in your mind it's lyin' season. You had brown eyes, but now they're blue, Those false eyelashes that you're wearin', too. In bed this morning you called me CIyde, Alex is the name that I go by! If women could be counterfit, then you'd be it. You're a fake, baby, you can't conceal it, . . . You're a fake, baby, I've blown your cover, the iig is up, 'cause I discovered - You're a fake, baby, no need to hide it, Can't change my mind, 'cause I've decided - You're a fake, baby, and I'm disgusted, The game is through and, girl, you're busted, fake! Whenever I go out with you I find out something new. You're a fake, you always have a good excuse, But, girl, that ain't no use. You're a fake, baby, you can't conceal it, . . . You're a fake, baby, no rhyme or reason, . . . You're a fake, baby, Fake, fake!